Welcome to my second post of my blog. This time I will tell you why Teenagers and Pensioners are similar.
They both take loads of drugs.
.teenagers take tons of alcohol, pensioners take a lot statins
You can't trust either of them with your car.
.accident rates are higher in teenagers and pensioners
They get loads of bum fluff.
.thats why they both take so long on the toilet
They both are useless
.ask a teenager and he will reply "I don't know how", whilst a OAP will go "can't you do it, my bones are aching again"
One can't doesn't choose to hear, the other one simply can't
They both are bad dressers
They both are impatient
They both listen to bad music