my first post...
So how do I begin...
Well as you might know this is my first ever blog and I really just don't what to write about at the moment. Well what can I write about? I just usually write about what I found out and what adventure I had this week and just probably ramble on about things. Apart from my profile being "top secret" I can only reveal two things about myself. I live in Doncaster, SY, England and I HATE CHAVS. Which would bring me on to my first topic.
THE CHAV
What is a Chav? Well us Brits would know, wouldn't we. The Chav is everywhere. The Chav is a social misfit of society and is usually associated with alcohol, tobacco and Anti-Social behaviour. They listen to a form of noise called TFI. You see them on the bus usually at the back of the bus vandalizing them.
So below I have a poem perfectly written to describe a chav.
There will be no more chavs, chavs spread abnoxia.
Chavs pollute the air, Chav consume seven times their own weight in weight in alcohol a week.
Chavs are a product of a consumer society. There is no use for chavs, chavs don't deserve to be (our scientists have proved it.) The birth rate of chavs is harrowing; They are unbearably fond of Burburry. Perhaps they are all right on their own planet, but their traditions are alien to ours, chavs smoke, they can't help it. You notice them in the street, chavs listen to R&B and TFI, they watch too much TV. They have stabbed us for the last time. There has never being any great artists, who were chavs. They don't deserve a capital C, except at the beginning of a sentence. I blame my broken bones on chavs. Our country is full of them, property values are falling. When I dream of God I see a massacre of chavs. Why should they insist on their own language and religion. Who needs to swear to make a point? DEATH TO ALL CHAVS. THE RULE OF NORMAL PEOPLE FOR EVER.
And now you can help the clearance of chavs by destroying them now. Don't let them beat you up. You should beat them up.
I hope this has inspired you. See you next time, readers!